#!/usr/bin/env bash # 2026.update.sh clear echo "" echo -n "Purging 2025 in... " for i in {3..1}; do echo -n "$i... " sleep 2 done echo "" echo "2025 removed!" echo "" sleep 1 echo "" echo "Updating to 2026" sleep 1 echo "" echo "Reading package lists... Done" sleep 2 echo "Building dependency tree... Done" sleep 2 echo "Reading state information... Done" sleep 2 echo "" echo -n "2026 with Alien Overlord settings in... " for i in {3..1}; do echo -n "$i... " sleep 2 done echo "" echo "2026 successfully installed!" echo "" echo "" sleep 2 cat << "EOF" _ _ _ _ __ __ _ | | | | __ _ _ __ _ __ _ _ | \ | | _____ __ \ \ / /__ __ _ _ __| | | |_| |/ _` | '_ \| '_ \| | | | | \| |/ _ \ \ /\ / / \ V / _ \/ _` | '__| | | _ | (_| | |_) | |_) | |_| | | |\ | __/\ V V / | | __/ (_| | | |_| |_| |_|\__,_| .__/| .__/ \__, | |_| \_|\___| \_/\_/ |_|\___|\__,_|_| (_) |_| |_| |___/ EOF echo "" echo ""